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Point of View : The Meaning of PGA…

Posted in CrazyTolit's Blurbs with tags , , , , , on October 20, 2008 by crazytolits

What does PGA means aside from “Prudential Guarantee”??? I listed the top 10 best meaning for the well-known non-life insurance company :

1. Papa RCJ Got no Alam…

2. Papatayin kita! Script ng Gagong Anton…

3. Putang-Ina! get that God Damn Account!!!

4. Punyetang Gagong Anton!

5. Piano recital Ginawang Alibi makakuha lang ng pera…San na napunta???

6. Pusa Ginawang syopao sa Agahan ng visitors nila…

7. Puwet ni Coyiuto hahalikan Gawing Assistance Vice President lang…

8. PGA Ginapang ang rate sa Account makuha lang!

9. Pag production ay nadoble Give-Away ay Audi??? UTOT NYO!!!

10. PGA’S people always Goes Away…Babay!!!

and this is my all time favorite…Pinopoy na ng iba ang Girlfriend ni Anton…

ciao!!!

Point of View : Doing The Prudent Way

Posted in CrazyTolit's Blurbs with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 5, 2008 by crazytolits

The Devil's Insignia

The Devil

Just slipped into my mind again my experience from my previous employer that really made the way I look at the chinese people differently…This non-life insurance company known as Prudential Guarantee Assurance, Inc. or PGA as they usually call it is the Philippines #2 our should I say the “dirty gamer” when it comes to catering non-life insurance here in our country…but despite the reputation they get for their so-called “Prudent” services to their client lies a dark side that whoever succumbs into it will surely despise the people behind the company. Anyway, PGA is owned by the Coyiutos…the same people who owns the well-known and as I also believe the sole distributor of European cars such as Porsche and Audi and has a sister life insurance company called the First Life Insurance.

What is so mysterious about the people behind the #2??? Inhuman treatment to their staff, the forcible robbing of this company to their staff (which will be discussed in the latter part of this blog) and the helluva life in the 4 walls of this evil company…Lets begin with Mr. Anthony Sy who is the Vice President for their Marketing (Broker and agent division) and who happens to be the first cousin of Mr. Robert Coyiuto, Jr. a.k.a. RCJ…this handsome-looking guy is nothing much but a bitch trying hard businessman, animal in steroids, and as what I hear is a “gay”. This bastard thinks his’ staffs are his “katulong” in his house…His foul mouth is nothing more than a “Foul-Words Machine” running 1,000 foul words per second need not just a listerine to clean it but as i suppose takes a alot of muriatic acid combined with lactacid for it to be 99% clean…I remember this guy shouting on me for being relaxed during a 12:00 break-time…take note, it was a lunch break…He should be thankful I still have a little bit of respect for him considering I am in his “territory” and I dont want to make any scandal inside the office. This guy is also responsible for the coutless turn-overs of marketing people in PGA for the attitude of this bitch is a “hopeless case”…This little Beelzebub needs more, more, more and more improvement in handling his people for time will come he will just drop dead and be thrown out somewhere for doing such a dirty tactics…May he rest in peace…(Anton, if you will be reading this blog…please take a basic course in IIAP…you will be needing this…) Now…Step out of that office and Scram…Putang Ina Mo!!!

Second is Mr. James G. Coyiuto…the certified cross-dresser of PGA…this big bad gay pig, under-de-saya is the VP/Treasurer of the company who finance nothing but the piano recital of his wife Christine Coyiuto who is nothing but a trying hard pianist…no talent at all my dear…My own hypothesis in this set up…I guess, James is trying to protect something about him that he has to do a great favor for his wife Christine that if he disobeyed her she will definitely drop a bomb on him…Well sorry James…I guess I was too good enough to analyze it that I just deciphered the code…YOU ARE A GAY!!! just like your brother Sam Coyiuto. James even have the guts to use the “Coyiuto Foundation” (which I think never existed!) for them to be able to solicit money other companies which in the end will be used to finance the next show of his wife…I remember Cebu Pacific donated number of local trip tickets to James and as what I remembered and If im not mistaken was given to his minions…(mga pasunuring tuta) for them to travel to Boracay…shame on them!!! (kelan pa naging charity ng Coyiuto Foundation and mamigay ng ticket sa mga may kayang tao nya and take note…Travel to Boracay! may it be business or pleasure…Mahiya naman kayo sa balat nyo!!!)

Lastly and of course not the least is the owner/CEO/President/Bullshit of all Mr. Robert Coyiuto, Jr….This mayabang person should be put in a cage full of lions…This dumbass fears no one and nothing more to say about this guy for he owns every negative things you can think in your lifetime…One secret about this guy…Beware those people who are planning to buy cars in PGACars…Are you sure this are brand new vehicles??? Or was it test-driven by the man of the house no other than RCJ…kasi I’mjust wondering papalit palit ng sasakyan si RCJ whenever he visits the Head Office…

PGA in my own point of view is not so bad at all…the training there is great!!! As the saying goes…If you came from PGA…you must be good!!! lahat ng pagsubok ay kaya mo ng harapin!!!

I am so happy that with my 2 1/2 stay in that company I am so glad that I am still alive and I swore to myself that when the right time comes I will get back to them…I promise…

This is just the beginning…