Point of View : Prudential Guarantee 10 Years From Now (2009 Exclusive)

These is where PGA is heading 20 years from now…

2010 – Clients will still be patronizing the company despite the fact that we are experiencing global recession and their clients know they are being fooled by these good for nothing company…but a sudden fall on their standing as being number 2 due to loss of their big accounts such as Jollibee and Eastwest Bank…they will fall to rank 3 with BPI-MS getting the number 2 position.

2012 – Mr Philip Rico will retire with Anton Sy taking over the company (unbelievable right?) not because of his’ great influence in the industry of Non-Life Insurance but because of his undying ass-kissing capability…PGA will continue to fall to rank 4 because clients started to doubt financial standing of the company.

2014 – Anton Sy, being the president of the company will impose a 24-7 service ala call center style service starting a new trend in insurance servicing…they will have a tie-up with some leading noodle and siopao companies like Hen-Lin and Goto King as an additional income for the company.

2016 – James Coyiuto will die due to depression unable to put his wife Christine Coyiuto’s album to U.S. charts and felt bad that even the cd’s in Makati Square and Greenhills left untouched…

2018 – Prudential Guarantee’s rank will continuously fall to rank 15. Due to that matter, Anton Sy was terminated because of his inability to run the company. Aside from that, he was put behind bars by the employees of PGA due to selling of substandard hopia. He is now being held as a detainee at the Mandaluyong Mental Hospital.

2020 – PGA company closed due to bankruptcy due to underpricing of Siopao and Noodles, Chowking filed a 100Billion lawsuit against PGA for unjust marketing practices that they are doing. And because of that, PGA will just venture in food industry other than siopao and noodles opening their first Jollijeep branch right in front of their offfice with Manong Robert Coyiuto as the “bantay”.

This is not impossible to happen considering the way PGA run their company. I just hope they change the way they do it…maybe they can prolong the 10 years to 15 years…